Hey ladies! Here to tell you, if you haven’t missed the fashion EXPLOSION of 2010- the sexy crochet one piece also known as the sexy crochet monokini. OH schnaaap is it tjust the hottest thing of the summer. OK, so, I know hat I talk-a lot-about the absolute sexiness of the monoknini and crochet, but seriously crochet is hot this spring/summer and someone-namely me-needs to get this point across to the ladies of America. Yes, women of the United States, it is your patriotic duty to get out this summer in chic crochet monokinis and excite those gentlemen that you want to please. Oh, yes. No excuses-ladies you need to look good and contemporary by the pool and at the beach/shore/where ever. You can’t do it in a pastel floral bikini. Yuck! Who are you? No, you’re some raunchy girl in a 3 year old swimsuit with Chorine fade. Heck no! You’re out there looking to impress, not be a grotesque!
Put on a gosh darn crochet monokini and look good. Forgive the lack of profanity as i fear Google censors blogs to a degree if they feel they’re distasteful. No concrete evidence, just a hunch. Anyway…If you want to catch a major trend in bathing suits this ummer you’ll look into the hot trend that is sexy crochet monokini. The monokini is obviously hot on its own, but when paired with crochet, the earthy Earth Mother feel is just too much to handle. You can’t not look sexy in a crochet one piece.
